Congratulations to the newly-weds!

I heard you’re getting married so I guess its just well and good that you get to read this and your soon to be spouse too because I so wish you guys all the best that I can’t wait to tell the world how well and good you are as a person, as a friend and a-husband to be. But of course I’m just kidding and I think you’re not fit to be her husband and anybody’s friend.

Thing is this is one of the most well crafted hate-post for people who deserved to be hated and well If you think the saying to forgive and forget is divine then I beg to disagree. I think it is just and wise to heed the words of the victims than act as a humble lover to your soon to be wife.

So I’ll begin with how you fare as a friend.

“B & G”

When B was courting G and you knew about it because apparently B was a good friend of yours and you becoming his confidante decided to take G all to yourself by practically flirting with her even though you knew for sure B loves her and likes her a lot.

Turned out G got enthralled by your flirtations and decided to continue flirting with you all the while employing my services sending flowers and the likes to G’s office. But then you noticed that B already left his intentions from her so you decided to shift your attention to me your good friend.

“The J affair”

I had liked J for a long time and was able to get to know her through the net we were able to chat and learn about each other. I was single but she’s not, so I bidded my time telling her that I like her. And because we were good friends you informed me that you really liked her a lot when you were in High School so I decided to introduce you to J. Then you took a liking to her and even though you knew she has a boyfriend at that time you still took the time to sneak to her office every now and then. I mean thats fine really but when you’re going out with J and her boyfriend well thats really below par of what one may call “ethical”. And oh I don’t think that she knows about how you were courting G at the same time courting J while informing J that I was courting another well you missed that out for your advantage.
Tell you what you might have asked me if its okay if you court J but really mate you knew in the first place that I like her and I was just waiting for her to clear things out with her boyfriend before moving in. But then you took the liberty of telling her how “unloyal” I am as a lover so now I’d like to clear my name. I even have to learn about you being steady with J letting J tell me about it, followed by her saying “I know who “she” is already”. Now I wonder who told J about “she”.

And to J this is the truth and you’re about to marry one of the most grotesque person there is. So continue reading…

“The curious case of T”

T is a single mom who’s really beautiful and lovely, M (who’s going to marry J) liked her a lot and while in a relationship with J he thought prudent to “steal” some time away whenever T goes to cebu without J knowing they even spent some time in Dumaguete, I don’t want to dwell into details but thing is I even had a fight with P just so I could veer T away from M, because I know for a fact how much of a snake he is. Thing is I learned that M and T became lovers and I was cautioning P on what M really likes and I think he got what he like without J knowing it. M got it somewhere sometime when they are far and away from J. P got mad at me and I got mad at P because she’d rather be friends with people who hurt her friends and will eventually hurt her sister. Until now we have’t spoken. And about M and T? Well after getting what he wanted he left T and went back to J. Seems nice huh? mission well accomplished.

So you see M it is not me who has a problem and yes you can keep your beloved J all you want but really I hated your guts all the more.

Thing is if you were my friend you’d kept your distance and respected me and my affection for J.
If you were a friend you’d let B do his thing.
If you were a good person then whatever happend to G after you met J?
And how about how you took advantage of T?

Oh and by the way you borrowed my camera and took all my pictures but I never get to have them afterwards those pictures inside meant a lot to me you know.

So I guess its just fair and wise that I let this all out besides you’re going to get married after all. And all that matters now is your happy even at the expense of other people. I’m glad to have known you at least in the near future I’ll get to watch out for people like you.

So good luck to both of you M and J. As for us we’d be glad to have M out of our hands and I hope your kids don’t suffer the same fate as me, B, G, and most of all T.

Cheers!

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